Dear Gym member

Who you calling a dummy? Oh hell to the no! That’s right I heard what you said to your friends. I am made of concrete or cast iron so I’m super strong. Don’t forget that!

You the weakling cause you need me to get strong. If you shake me I don’t make a sound but yet you say I’m a bell. I think you are the big dummy here.

P.S. Be careful what you call me or I might just fall on your foot.

Sincerely
Troy
Weight Training Dept.