Dear Cutler

I hope you are keeping safe from those that cut like blades. I am writing to request a favor. I feel so alone in these drawers.

I would love some company. Wondering if you can help. I wanna fork so badly right now. I crave the spoons as well. I hear the table and the tea have also been complaining.

I admit I’m so knife to think it could be that simple but I don’t know who else to ask.

Sincerely
The lonely boning knife.