The bite that kills.

I met you on the web and thought you seemed quite tasty.

Sorry if the introduction was a bit too hasty

My name is Rach and I’m a spy my dear

I own fine silk and I’ll wrap you in it.

This is my game and I always win it.

Later my sweet

So glad we had a chance to meet.

Happy Saturday my friends Guady G
Hugs from Brooklyn

The Spy. Oh, dear!


Dear Reader

I am strong and some may say I’m even venomous.

I don’t bother anyone. I stay to myself and put out warning signals that I want to be left alone.

You want some of me? Come here to my place. Do take note that I’m not going to apologize for using you to feed me. I’m Rach and I need nourishment for survival. You get it don’t you?

Listen I made it clear to him I was dangerous. He went and got me. Now he needs to stay permanently within me because like it or not he must support all his offspring. He will never do this again to anyone else. He is finished for good. Yes it was a tangled web I did weave.

Sincerely
The Black Widow Spy. Duh!

Hugs from Brooklyn, Love Guady G

You’re a Cinnamon!


Dear Mr. Spice

Sorry if Rosemary Leaves you but I had to tell her that I saw you and Ginger driving your Caraway. She was good to you. She doesn’t deserve all this Saffron. So don’t bother getting on your Anise and apologizing. Your actions were not very Sage or Savory. It’s no wonder your first name is Jerk. In Thyme she would have found out anyway. She was already suspicious.

Sincerely
Jasmine Flowers

Ps. I am not Salty. I just strongly feel that men should be left at Bay if they don’t have Lovage for their wives.

Love you guys! Hugs from Brooklyn. Guady G

What happened to Amelia?

I find the English language quite interesting. Homonyms, homophones and homographs can be confusing indeed. No one was better than Peggy Parish at making us laugh with her books.

My favorite book was the book titled Amelia Bedelia. Amelia really screwed things up but she was never fired because the Rogers just loved her pies and cooking. My favorites were dress the chicken, draw the drapes and put out the lights.

What was your favorite Amelia Bedelia book? Amelia Bedelia books were very popular. After Peggy Parish died in 1988 her nephew Herman Parish took over in 1995. Some books are about Amelia as a young girl. I liked Amelia better as the goofy older maid. You?

Last book was written in 2017. So what happened to Amelia Bedelia? Her dating life would be hysterical in my opinion. Of course it would be an adult book. Can you imagine her boyfriend telling her “Oh, Amelia you get me so upset, just kiss my a_ _.

With love Guady G
Hugs from Brooklyn

If Utensil could speak. . . . .

Dear Cutler

I hope you are keeping safe from those that cut like blades. I am writing to request a favor. I feel so alone in these drawers.

I would love some company. Wondering if you can help. I wanna fork so badly right now. I crave the spoons as well. I hear the table and the tea have also been complaining.

I admit I’m so knife to think it could be that simple but I don’t know who else to ask.

Sincerely
The lonely boning knife.