Since you are here with me once more
Leave or I’ll slap you like never before!
You were nothing but slime
A true waste of my time
If you don’t like what I just said
Please just get it through your head
That I’m a lady with class
And you can just kiss my a_ _!
Sincerely Happier Now
Have a great weekend my lovelies. Guady
I send you hugs from Brooklyn
I speak loudly with my silence.
No wonder my silence annoys them.
Sincerely Guady G Hugs from Brooklyn
Everybody knows that what forms in your nose needs to be picked, flicked and not licked. It’s gross so grab a tissue or else I’ll have to miss you.
Post inspired by the nose pickers of NYC
Hugs Guady G
Cautious Chelsea chased Samantha shoving Sheldon shamefully
Sincerely Guady G
Once you start reading this poem it will bring to mind the song Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast. I hope you enjoy it.
I’m a chip, I’m a chip about to go into this dip
I’m not feeling very happy cause it probably tastes real crappy
It’s not like the one Herman did which was rather quite splendid
So Bring the onion, bring the lime
It’s been quite a long long time
Cut the garlic , the cilantro and the Roma tomatoes too
It’s a lot of work but ask Herman because he knows what to do
Pass the salt, pass the cumin and don’t forget the cayenne
If we move quickly we might be luckily done by ten
We have guacamole to do today. It’s going to be a fun day
So don’t forget the jalapeño pepper and the Haas. I pray it comes out like the one he does
So make the dip please make that dip
Thank you for reading. Love Guady G