The State of Affairs

Dear Husband

You were supposed to stay in Maryland but you had to go to Idaho. Being with you was like Missouri anyway! I won’t Mississippi, ya know.

My Maine point is I want a divorce!

Bye your wife.

Happy Thursday Love Guady G—Hugs

Listen here ex-boyfriend

Since you are here with me once more

Leave or I’ll slap you like never before!

You were nothing but slime

A true waste of my time

If you don’t like what I just said

Please just get it through your head

That I’m a lady with class

And you can just kiss my a_ _!

Sincerely Happier Now

Have a great weekend my lovelies. Guady

I send you hugs from Brooklyn