Lettuce start with how happy I am that you tossed me. I am now with a very cherry tomato basking in the company of the spiciest pepper in the world. I’m with a very juicy cucumber too!
So keep your rutabaga self and those bitter onions out of the salad bowl. No use for your cheap oils here either. I now have Top Classic Italian baby. I’m worth more than all the carrots combined.
PS you can now garlic yourself!
The sweet pea of the salad
It’s so darn hot that my sweat is sweating!!!
I feel so tired and so blah
I keep running to do ca-ca
I shall call out from work today
I have a few sick days so home I’ll stay
What was it that I ate?
Oh must have been the steak on my plate.
Become vegan I heard them say!
Perhaps I shall cause I hate feeling this way!
Oh I have been there but now I’m mostly vegan or shall I say lactovegetarian. But seriously if you have food poisoning-warning signs of something grave includes fever or seeing blood in the stool. Most of the time it will resolve in a few days. Follow a BRAT diet- bananas, rice, apple sauce and toast and keep well hydrated. FYI Salmonella comes from undercooked chicken and E.Coli from undercooked beef.
Have a great weekend. I can be funny sometimes. Does anyone know how I can place my name on the picture?