The Spy. Oh, dear!


Dear Reader

I am strong and some may say I’m even venomous.

I don’t bother anyone. I stay to myself and put out warning signals that I want to be left alone.

You want some of me? Come here to my place. Do take note that I’m not going to apologize for using you to feed me. I’m Rach and I need nourishment for survival. You get it don’t you?

Listen I made it clear to him I was dangerous. He went and got me. Now he needs to stay permanently within me because like it or not he must support all his offspring. He will never do this again to anyone else. He is finished for good. Yes it was a tangled web I did weave.

Sincerely
The Black Widow Spy. Duh!

Hugs from Brooklyn, Love Guady G

You’re a Cinnamon!


Dear Mr. Spice

Sorry if Rosemary Leaves you but I had to tell her that I saw you and Ginger driving your Caraway. She was good to you. She doesn’t deserve all this Saffron. So don’t bother getting on your Anise and apologizing. Your actions were not very Sage or Savory. It’s no wonder your first name is Jerk. In Thyme she would have found out anyway. She was already suspicious.

Sincerely
Jasmine Flowers

Ps. I am not Salty. I just strongly feel that men should be left at Bay if they don’t have Lovage for their wives.

Love you guys! Hugs from Brooklyn. Guady G

How is that nym both Homo and Anton?

I thought I had nothing when you left me but then I realized I still had myself left.

I will execute a better life for myself once I execute you from my memory bank.

I will come out of the abyss because I refuse to be taken out by the likes of you.

You can stop guessing which sanction I shall hand you.

Contronym– homonym whose meanings are antonyms. Oh the English language.

Thank you for reading my blog. Did you write today? It’s poetry month all month. Hugs from Brooklyn. Guady G

Oh that hetero nym!

Treat every minute as not minute.

So wind down and let the wind take you on an adventure.

Don’t let the past pains wound around your present or else a wound is all you present to someone new.

Having a lead heavy heart doesn’t lead to a happier you.

Feel the pain and fear but then let it go. Be at peace like the does. Don’t do what he or she does. Don’t stay trapped in the past.

So go ahead and dry that tear but please do tear up those old photos of the ex.

Sincerely
Guady G

Don’t you just love the English language?

The phones that don’t ring.

Sleepless at night missing my knight

My head in a daze through these endless days

My fault for worshipping you as some idol. Was blinded to you being there but idle.

A relationship takes two. Thought you wanted that too.

Now you’re gone and I feel so bare. Overwhelmed with so much to bear.

Don’t even think of coming back here. Are you listening? Did you hear?

Even if I long for your scent, now I know you aren’t worth a cent!

Don’t return. Let me be! I never get stung twice by the same bee!

With love Guady G. Do homophones ring bells for you.? That was an attempt at a joke.