Dear Mr. Spice

Sorry if Rosemary Leaves you but I had to tell her that I saw you and Ginger driving your Caraway. She was good to you. She doesn’t deserve all this Saffron. So don’t bother getting on your Anise and apologizing. Your actions were not very Sage or Savory. It’s no wonder your first name is Jerk. In Thyme she would have found out anyway. She was already suspicious.

Sincerely
Jasmine Flowers

Ps. I am not Salty. I just strongly feel that men should be left at Bay if they don’t have Lovage for their wives.

Love you guys! Hugs from Brooklyn. Guady G