The friend Chip

Once you start reading this poem it will bring to mind the song Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast. I hope you enjoy it.

I’m a chip, I’m a chip about to go into this dip

I’m not feeling very happy cause it probably tastes real crappy

It’s not like the one Herman did which was rather quite splendid

So Bring the onion, bring the lime

It’s been quite a long long time

Cut the garlic , the cilantro and the Roma tomatoes too

It’s a lot of work but ask Herman because he knows what to do

Pass the salt, pass the cumin and don’t forget the cayenne

If we move quickly we might be luckily done by ten

We have guacamole to do today. It’s going to be a fun day

So don’t forget the jalapeño pepper and the Haas. I pray it comes out like the one he does

So make the dip please make that dip

Thank you for reading. Love Guady G

Pauly D. Broccoli


I’m a piece of broccoli. Can’t you see?
I’m high in fiber and vitamin C.

I can be boiled, steamed or microwaved.
I’m related to rabini or broccoli rabe.

Once you get a taste of me then you will see.
I’ll have you begging for more down on your knees.

I am so delicious as can be.
Cause I’m a piece of nutritious broccoli

Fun with veggies. Can’t help it. I’m vegan baby! Anyone else love veggies? I send you hugs from Brooklyn.

Sincerely Guady G

Fishy in Limerick

You ‘re more slippery than I thought

I’m so happy you are now caught

I’ll place you on the grill

With some lemon and dill

You’ll go great with the wine that I bought

It’s poetry month my beautiful fellow bloggers. I promised myself that I would write a daily blog post during this Month of April. I send you hugs from Brooklyn.

Guady G