What a night?

Restless oh restless as I lay in my bed

Intrusive thoughts interrupting my sleep

Thought I had let it go but it’s still in my head!

I feel so frustrated that I want to weep

All I did was point out the injustices I saw

Like, why were good workers being overworked to the last straw?

Well because the lazy workers were their buddies

And I was the one sent packing. Ain’t that cruddy?

They even wrote up some fabrication to make it seem fair

Someone had warned me of those a-holes there

I didn’t believe them but perhaps I should have

But I mustn’t worry cause one day I’ll have the last laugh

Those poisonous snakes think they have won

But wait till they get caught in the web I left spun

Karma oh karma , oh well

Where there is evil, goodness shall prevail!

No reason to cry I realize now.

I’m at peace and I can sleep now.

Dear friends don’t let them break you down or truly they have won. You are strong and brave! The truth will always win in the end. When you are a good person the universe will take care of them for you. It may seem like that’s a lie but trust me their day is coming. So sleep well. With all my love from Brooklyn NY

Guady G

And they call me Charmin. . .

Dear Consumer

Please stop complaining about your job! Trust me, mine is worse. Sure the boss may ask you to say late or come in earlier but my job is 24 hrs.

Sure you wish you had another job. You are lucky because you can quit. I can’t for I was created for just one purpose in mind. Frankly, I think it stinks like shh it! Phew!!

Come on I sport nice white clothes to work only to be covered in stool, urine and sometimes blood. If that’s not enough sometimes I have to work as a tissue and get covered in snots. I bet your job ain’t so bad now.

I’ve had it with my employment and sometimes I just won’t budge. When you try to take a piece of me, you can’t grab me. You pick and pick and get only shreds of me. That is my sweet revenge! I am laughing as you get annoyed. Ha! Ha! Ha!

I don’t like being taken for granted. I’m always being used. My white clothes gets all gross and then I’m thrown away. You don’t even think about me. It’s so routine for you. Sure when I’m not in the room you freak out. I’m needed but only appreciated when I’m gone. Why don’t you say thank you when I am present?

So stop complaining about your job. I have the most shitty job. I still can’t believe that some people call me Charmin. There ain’t nothing charming about my job.

Sincerely
Wiper of assests

Dear readers

Thank you for taking an interest in my blog. In my opinion everything that takes up space in the universe is made of matter. All matter gives off energy. Do inanimate objects have emotions too? Lets just play it safe. Lets appreciate each other and give thanks for everything we have in our lives. Yes that includes toilet paper.

Sincerely
Guady G